Michelle Malkin wraps up the latest (and maybe last?) debate between Jesse Christ and The Bride of Satan. I myself did not watch it, as I 1) had more important things to do (like getting rid of the spammers on the Sanity forum) and 2) I already have a headache tonight and did not need it to blow up into a full migraine by watching Pete and RePete kick sand in each other’s faces on the Soros-sponsored MSLSD network. I am sure I am but one among billions within our solar ssytem that felt the same way.

Some highlights from the always entertaining Michelle:

9:06pm Eastern. Williams starts right off contrasting video clips of Hillary -”honored” soundbite from the last soundbite and her screechy -”Meet me in Ohio” threat from the campaign trail.

She stiffly talks about their differences, whines about some Obama campaign flyer, and segues right into-¦her health care mandate attack. -”We should have a good debate with accurate information-¦”

9:08pm Eastern. Williams asks about the African garb photo. Did it come from her camp?

-”So far as I know, it did not. I know nothing about it. That’s not the kind of behavior that I condone or expect from the people working in my campaign.”

She looks bitter, tired, angry.

9:10pm Eastern. Obama defends his criticism of Hillarycare-¦Hillary attacks Obamacare.

Hey, did I call this or what? Not that it wasn’t as predictable as the sunrise or the sunset-¦

By the way: They look like they really, really HATE each other.

Individual mandate, children covered, not adults, blahblahblah.

Bitter. Tired. Angry. Sounds like a typically normal day for The Bride. And to (MST3K) quote the frumpy mother from the flick “The Space Children”, “What else can I hate today?!”

10:10pm Eastern. Obama distances himself from Farrakhan. I can’t say to somebody that he can’t say that I’m a good guy-¦I’ve consistently denounced it.

Russert cites Jeremiah Wright, Obama’s pastor. Wright praised Farrakhan. What do you do to assure Jewish Americans that-¦you are consistent with issues regarding Israel?

-”Tim, I have some of the strongest support from the Jewish community in my hometown of Chicago-¦I have been a stalwart friend of Israel-¦”

Hillary’s thinking: Is this a debate? I want a question! I want a question!

Between Jesse Christ palling around with a Black Supremacist who is a fellow spiritual traveler of Calypso Louie and also seems to have a fondness for turbans, what would you think Jewish voters would think? Since he does not want to wear the US flag on lapel, maybe a crescent moon pendant would be more agreeable to him. (And probably more accurate).

10:23pm Eastern. Russert asks Clinton about Putin’s successor. -”He’s a hand-picked successor. Very little independence. So-called leading oppo figure spends most of his time praising Putin. Clever but transparent way of Putin holding on to power.

Clinton gets an -”A” for preparedness. This would have been a better question to ask Obama.

Russert tries to stump her: Do you know his name?

Clinton: Uh-¦Medve-”

Russert: -”Medvedev.

Clinton: -”Medvedev. Whatever.”

Laughter.

I am sure Putin and his puppet are laughing too. All the way to bank.