Breaking…Oil is a Hoax: Comes from Santa Claus after all

Posted by NosferatusCoffin | July 10th, 2008

Well, since Madame Sucker has proclaimed that drilling for oil is “hoax”, I suppose we will have to exhume Jed Clampett, clone his DNA at warp speed and arm said clones with Civil-Era rifles (at least the SCOTUS kept 2nd Amendment alive for another year) and have them start shooting at the ground with all of the accuracy of an Iranian nuclear engineer.

Source : The Hill

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday shut the door on expanding oil and gas drilling beyond areas that have already been approved for energy exploration, drawing a clear distinction from her counterparts in charge of the Senate.

-”This call for drilling in areas that are protected is a hoax, it’s an absolute hoax on the part of the Republicans and this administration” Pelosi said at her weekly press conference. -”It’s a decoy to punt your attention away from the fact that their policies have produced $4-a-gallon gasoline.”

Pelosi’s stand may put her at odds with a growing number of members of the Democratic Caucus who have been moving toward possible compromises with Republicans on ways to expand domestic energy production.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) on Wednesday told reporters that expanded offshore drilling is not off the table, and that Democrats will take a look at whether states should be able to choose to drill off their coasts. -”I’m not knee-jerk-opposed to anything,” Reid said.

Since we cannot drill, explore, refine or transport, I suggest that we at least follow what oil companies do when a well is no longer of use and apply it Madame Sucker as well. That is, cap it. With Gorilla Glue.

America in 20 years if the EnviroMarxists have their way…(Look way north)




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