The Left’s relentless attack on Christmas and Christianity continues unabated. This time with the help of the that foppish band of mutton eating cowards, the Church of England.

Your favorite carols have been “updated” and “modernized” to include the Left’s favorite cultural whores.

From The Telegraph: (Hat Tip: FC)

Enduring favourites such as Hark the Herald Angels Sing and God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen are being altered by clergy to make them more “modern and inclusive”.

But churchgoers say there is no need to change the popular carols and complain that the result is a “festive car crash” if not everyone is singing from the same hymn sheet.

It comes just a day after a Church of England vicar banned his congregation from singing O Little Town of Bethlehem because he believed its words do not reflect the suffering endured by modern residents of Jesus’s birthplace.

Another clergyman has rewritten the Twelve Days of Christmas to include Aids victims, drug addicts and hoodies.

And The One, as expected, is crashing the party at the Nativity Scene:

From Reuters:

NAPLES (Reuters Life!) – President-elect Barack Obama and his wife Michelle are appearing in Italian nativity scenes this year, alongside the baby Jesus and wise men, according to Naples craftsmen selling figurines in the run-up to Christmas.

The production of handmade figurines for nativity scenes is big business in this southern Italian city and has been for centuries.

But beyond the thousands of angel, sheep, Mary and Joseph figures filling market stalls before Christmas, craftsmen say Obama has become a top seller.

“The ones we are selling the most of are those of Barack Obama, America’s new president, along with his wife Michelle,” said craftsman Genny Di Virgilio.

At this rate, people will be singing:

“Joy to Allah,
The One has come”

or

“Hark, the herald community organizers sing,
Glory to the SEIU”

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