Well, seeing that these same officials are exempt from MengeleCare, paying taxes or being subject to the regulations that are produced from cloistered, maze-like, Alice-like rabbit holes in the LSD trip that is the monstrous administrative state, it is hardly, I repeat, hardly surprising that those are who are overseeing this real life version of the dildo anal rape scene from “Myra Breckenridge” get a free pass on this as well.
From AP via Michelle Malkin:
Cabinet secretaries, top congressional leaders and an exclusive group of senior U.S. officials are exempt from toughened new airport screening procedures when they fly commercially with government-approved federal security details.
Aviation security officials would not name those who can skip the controversial screening, but other officials said those VIPs range from top officials like Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner and FBI Director Robert Mueller to congressional leaders like incoming House Speaker John Boehner, who avoided security before a recent flight from Washington’s Reagan National Airport.
The heightened new security procedures by the Transportation Security Administration, which involve either a scan by a full-body detector or an intimate personal pat-down, have spurred passenger outrage in the lead-up to the Thanksgiving holiday airport crush.
But while passengers have no choice but to submit to either the detector or what some complain is an intrusive pat-down, senior government officials can opt out if they fly accompanied by government security guards approved by the TSA.
On the other hand, a patdown of the like of Nappy, Boxer, Water or Nadler would truly be Where No Man Has Gone Before. I would give combat pay and a bar of Lava soap to any TSA rent-a-pedophile who actually had to perform that task.
By the way, I have a flight reservation in a few weeks. I am wondering if I should wear boxers or briefs, or just keep stripping once the shoes come off. Hey, anything to help my government, you know.