On one forum I frequent, a dear friend (and first class lady, if ever there was one) wrote this post in a thread where we were discussing Joe (The Dumbest Man Ever to Be Vice-President) Biden’s now infamous charge that the Tea Party is basically a bunch of “terrorists”. Which appears to have replaced “racist” as the new Marxist Cloak Phrase of the Left, when trying to shut up debate with any who oppose them, regardless of the subject.

To a paraphrase an old saying, “Hell hath no fury like a grandmother scorned.”

Dear Mr. Vice-President:

I am a 68-year old grandmother and small business owner who identifies strongly with the values of the tea party. I am in favor of smaller government, lower taxes and the federal government getting its debt under control and spending no more than it takes in.

I have spent my life working hard for the money you and the rest of the government spend. May I remind you – YOU work for me, and the money you spend was once mine, that I earned, sometimes standing on my feet many hours a day in some pain. To ask you and your fellow Democrats to respect me, your employer, and spend my money wisely is *not* “terrorism”.

I am not a terrorist. I am, however, a holy terror, and you have PISSED ME OFF. I am fed up with being disrespected and called sexually explicit names like “teabagger”, a term I was unfamiliar with as a decent lady until you and your supporters began to use it in regular public written and spoken discourse.

I am fed up with being called a “racist” for demanding fiscal responsibility on the part of you and your fellow Democrats who decide how much of my money you will confiscate for your own use. I am fed up with the people who supposedly work for me working against me and my best interests as a small business owner.

I am fed up with the government interfering in my business, my faith, my grandkids’ education, my pocketbook, my health, and my very life. I am fed up with regulations infringing upon my life, liberty and pursuit of happiness you and your fellow Democrats constantly impose.

I am insulted and incensed, but I am NOT a terrorist. I am a patriotic sixth generation Texas patriot and I am fed up with the REAL terror you and your fellow Democrats have imposed on my life. I am in terror [that] your profligate spending will ruin my life and that of my kids and grandkids, ruin my business, ruin my chance to someday retire before I die and ruin my country. I am in terror your weak foreign policy will put us in worse danger of attack by the real terrorists you refuse to name while accusing little grandmothers like me of being one.

I am in terror [of] the proven biased news media and your propaganda arms bought and paid for by George Soros, your socialist supporter, will con enough people into electing you and your ilk again to further ruin my country.

I know a real terrorist when I see one, Mr. Vice-President, and I am not it – I’m just a holy terror, independent American and I call you out for what you have proven yourself to be – a fool, and tool of the real terror hurting my country. I just hope enough of my fellow tea party “terrors” will be able to save my country when we get a chance in the next election to prove how we as Americans respond to demagogues, and resoundingly tell you and your fellow Democrats and any Republicans aiding and abetting this terror – “you’re fired!!”

Do you need a little ice for that, Joe?

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As the Obama/Biden Mirror Universe Porkulous Tour continues, you knew it would be just a matter of time until we would get another “Joe the Plumber” moment.

As Old Plugs was at a local custard shop earlier today, the following transpired. (Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin via Weasel Zippers)

[Biden] was appearing with Democrat Sen. Russ Feingold. The two were eating custard there, and when Biden approached the manager with some money and asked, “What do I owe you,” the manager just responded, “Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.” Biden later jokingly called the manager a “smart-ass,” telling him, “Why don’t you say something nice?”

Notice that Plugs does not even know he was in a custard shop and had to be told that he was NOT in an ice cream shop. He then returns to the manager and starts being the pompous ass he has always been by getting nasty with the manager and saying, “Why don’t you say something nice?”

The RNC for once, had a good response:

Ryan Tronovitch, a spokesman for the Republican National Committee, issued a statement criticizing the vice president’s visit to Wisconsin.

“Knowing Vice President Biden and Senator Feingold, it wouldn’t surprise me if they called Biden’s time behind the counter at Kopp’s Frozen Custard a job saved or created in Wisconsin.” Tronovitch said. “Biden probably decided not to take questions today because he didn’t want to fess up as to why Wisconsin has lost over 73,000 jobs since the stimulus was enacted and why the state’s unemployment rate has jumped from 7.7% to 8.2% when it was promised that the stimulus would be the savior to our economy.”

Doug Powers sums it nicely:

In the end though, the custard shop manager said that Biden “had a good personality” — a “compliment” usually reserved for a blind date that turns out to be a double-bagger. In a similar sense politically, it’s also the perfect description for the steaming pile of “stimulus” Biden’s charged with convincing us is a real looker.

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As Bugs Bunny used to say, “The 5:15, right on time.”

It seems to me that there is little to no need for the Atomic Clock to keep accurate time anymore, since we now have a Veep that is like precision clockwork when it comes to gaffes, blunders, idiocy and overall buffoonery. Richard Simmons could make a fortune with the “Joe Biden Leg Lift Into Mouth” video. (Only $15 extra for the Chris Matthews Leg Tingle massage to warm down from such a vigorous exercise).

Plugs did it once again when, earlier this year in a speech given at the Gridiron Club, he disclosed the location of one of the bunkers that is assigned to the Veep during national emergencies.

Here is portion from an Eleanor Clift story at Newsweek about the Vice President’s secret bunker: (Hat Tips to Hot Air and Jawa for this)

Ever wonder about that secure, undisclosed location where Dick Cheney secreted himself after the 9/11 attacks? Joe Biden reveals the bunker-like room is at the Naval Observatory in Washington, where Cheney lived for eight years and which is now home to Biden. The veep related the story to his head-table dinner mates when he filled in for President Obama at the Gridiron Club earlier this year. He said the young naval officer giving him a tour of the residence showed him the hideaway, which is behind a massive steel door secured by an elaborate lock with a narrow connecting hallway lined with shelves filled with communications equipment. The officer explained that when Cheney was in lock down, this was where his most trusted aides were stationed, an image that Biden conveyed in a way that suggested we shouldn’t be surprised that the policies that emerged were off the wall. Cheney has emerged as the leading critic of the Obama administration on national security, saying the president’s policies are making America less safe, and if there’s another attack, it will be Obama’s fault. This is tough stuff, but as the architect of the Bush administration’s policies on war and torture, he has a much bigger legacy to protect than the president he helped steer onto the shoals.

As Hot Air notes:

I’m pretty sure that’s not the “undisclosed location,” just an undisclosed location. The Cheney bunker where he spent time in lockdown post-9/11 was revealed five years ago to be a complex on the Pennsylvania/Maryland border. (Or was that just disinformation?) By Biden’s own account, only Cheney’s aides were stationed in the bunker at the VP’s house, not the big fish himself. Even so, what was this moron doing musing about vice-presidential security in front of an audience, even one that’s supposedly “off the record” as the Gridiron’s is

Whatever the case, whether it is just one of the “locations” or the prime-rib “location” that the Veep uses during national emergencies, this is just one more Bidenism that will more than likely get him tossed off of the 2012 Obama ticket, ala Spiro Agnew.

Should be fun to watch.

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I suppose we all needed a laugh today, seeing that tomorrow sort of reminds me of the scene at the end of “Revenge of the Sith” when Darth Vader puts on his black helmet and assumes total control of the Empire. (Not to mention that theme music) Well, there is a little mirth out there at least for now and it came from of all places, Oprah’s show. (Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin) Who knew?

Appearing on Oprah were Mrs. Biden and her Romulan husband. While they are not related by blood, it would seem that there is a recessive airborne gene/virus in anyone who hangs Biden too long, since it appears that Mrs. Biden is not immune from her husband’s legendary Foot-in-Mouth Disease.

When asked about how the decision process for Vice-President went, Mrs. Romulan had this slip of tongue:

During the taping of the Oprah Winfrey show today, Dr. Jill Biden said that her husband, the vice president-elect, was given a choice of being either vice president or secretary of State.

This revelation came after Vice President-elect Joe Biden told Oprah that after then-Sen. Obama offered the job of VP he asked for some time to think about it and talk it over with his family.

Mrs. Biden interjected: “Joe had the choice of being secretary of State or vice president.” She then seemed to realize she’d said something she wasn’t supposed to have said.

Her husband laughed.

Said Oprah, trying to continue the conversation, “You said, ‘Joe…?’”

“I said, ‘Joe if you are secretary of State you will be away, I’ll never see you,’” Mrs. Biden said. “We will see you at a state dinner once in a while. But I said if you are vice president, the entire family, because they worked so hard for the election, they can be involved … They can come to our home, they can go to events, they can be with us and that is what is important to us.”

Oprah turned to the VP-elect, asking “Were you worried about being number 2 because you wanted to be number one?”

Well, all I know is that if I were Biden I would want my SS detail quadrupled. I think that sound I just heard was a Tiffany lamp going THUD against the wall and the sound of a large pair of shears being sharpened.

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