So, high cheeckbones, eh? Warren looks whiter than June Cleaver being handcuffed and gag-balled in the kitchen for 20 years.

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As one person said, “If Kitten Pile Wrestling was an Olympic event, more people would go.”

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Not much else needs to be said…

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To take just a few minutes away from today’s slaughter in Norway, here is a good laugh:

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You cannot tell me that God does not have a sense of humor.

No way.

In a rather fitting piece of irony, it looks like The Eternally Vacationing President and his cadre of commissars might want to either swim elsewhere or maybe order some Boy in a Plastic Bubble modules and do a little deep sea Cousteauing.

On the other hand, it is fitting that the Kennedy Playground is literally full of sh**. Then again, we have known that all along, now haven’t we?

From the Boston Herald:

Welcome to Martha’s Vineyard, Mr. President – but don’t go in the water!

President Obama, who took a plunge in the Gulf last week to show Americans it was safe to swim the oil spill-plagued area, arrived on this supposedly pristine island yesterday in the midst of a rash of bacteria-induced beach closings.

Portions of Tisbury Great Pond, the salt-water lagoon fronting the first family’s vacation estate Blue Heron Farm, were closed earlier this week due to high levels of enterococci, an indicator that the water is contaminated with fecal coliform bacteria. Ew.

High levels of enterococci can cause skin irritation, vomiting or diarrhea in swimmers. Which could ruin anyone’s vacation!

West Tisbury health agent John Powers said Long Cove Pond and Sepiessa Point Beach on Tisbury Great Pond were closed to swimming Tuesday after both failed water-quality testing. The two beaches are public and located not too far from the Obamas’ private beach. Because the beach on Blue Heron Farm is not accessible to the public, it is not subject to water-quality tests, Powers said.

Granted, all of this could be Teddy K’s leftovers from 1969. You never know what you might encounter when a Kennedy has been there.

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