Night of the Living Democrats: Prowling the Senate Floor for More Victims
You know, I have been an online user for some 20 years and have always used Nosferatu as my handle. But I do not think old Nos himself bit as many necks as the Democrats have drained wallets over just the last 96 hours.
Since I am up at this hour, I thought it would worthwhile to see what was going on, via The Rocky Horror Harry Show. Sure enough, the Senate was still kicking around at 2am or whatnot, chopping the heads off GOP amendments faster than Oprah Winfrey downing free samples at the local supermarket.
Fortunately for us, Michelle Malkin was doing the heavy lifting and suffered through the C-SPAN coverage of the Senate circus , so I shall let her describe the lowlights…
Among the more noteworthy votes taken so far:
Sen. Coburn’s attempt to bar Viagra for sex offenders was tabled by 57-42. Democrat Sens. Bayh and Nelson voted with the Republicans.
Sen. Vitter’s motion to repeal the Demcare takeover was tabled by 58-39.
I suppose they want to make sure that John Edwards and any future Kennedy male will have cheap, unfettered access to the little blue pill. While they suck up the nation’s little green dollars like Robert Downey, Jr. spending the weekend at Scarface’s house.
More comedy:
Update 2:10am Eastern. They are now voting on the Hutchison amendment to make permanent certain sales and marriage tax provisions that were set to expire. The amendment falls, 40-55.
Oh, dear. Al Franken has taken over as presiding officer.
Update 2:43am Eastern After tabling more GOP amendments, a pale, hoarse Harry Reid calls for adjournment. Befuddled Franken announces: “I guess we’re adjourned.” Official adjournment gaveled at 2:56am Eastern.
Andy Levy tweets in reply to my report on Reid’s grim appearance: “‘And I looked, and behold a pale hoarse Harry Reid.’ (Revelation 6:8)”
…And Hell followed with him.
After 10 hours, the Senate voted on 28 GOP amendments and rejected each and every one, including a Vitter amendment to spare mobile mammography units from punitive tax treatment.
Um, who’s the party of no now?
Also: Guess it’s the Dems now making womanhood a “pre-existing condition” again, eh, Nancy Pelosi?
I cannot help but wonder if there were a portable Ronco Botox Injection Kit (Shoot Up and Forget it) on the market, would No-Wrinkles Nancy want to tax the hell out of that, too? Or maybe just donate her skin leavings to the starving in Africa? Like the Tootsie Pop question, the world may never know.
On a more important note, a chink in the armor:
From FoxNews, re: a point of order deal with Pell Grant provisions that might potentially violate some budget rules:
It was initially unclear how much of a problem this posed for Democrats hoping to rush the bill to Obama and avoid further congressional votes on what has been a politically painful ordeal for the party. Democrats described the situation as a minor glitch, but did not rule out that Republicans might be able to remove additional sections of the bill.
The president, who signed the landmark legislation into law on Tuesday, was flying to Iowa later in the day for the first of many appearances he will make around the country before the fall congressional elections to sell his health care revamp.
The bloodletting is scheduled to resume around 9:45am or whenever Bloody Mary’s stopped being served at the Capitol Hill Club, whichever comes first.
