Egads! Just when you think things cannot possibly get worse, here comes something that is so evil, it is enough to blow the toupee off of a TV evangelist’s head.

Thanks to a friend of mine’s post over at Facebook, I have now become aware of the existence of some old school, Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974. These little cardboard horrors offer some of the most noisome images of food that I have ever seen. So bad that even a French waiter would turn his nose up at it.

Consider it, Palate Pornography. The type of diet that would make a hippie go out and buy a rack of ribs and 10 Big Macs in order to purge his memory of such fare.

I remember those ridiculous “recipe card” ads from the 1970′s and how they were supposed to be the new wave of cooking and serving. Sort of like those purses with 1,000 pockets were supposed to be the “ultimate organizer”.

And we thought the fashions, glam rock and disco were the worst part of that decade.

See all of the images of these crimes against food and the humorous commentary that accompanies them right here.

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So, the juvenile 7th grade, snot-nosed, bathroom humor just continues to emanate from the White House like an 8-year old discovering he can make fart sounds with his armpits. Does anyone else miss when the adults in the Bush administration were running things?

In a “wide-ranging interview” with the New York Times, Obama’s Jar Jar Binks, David Axelrod talked on such subjects as Karl Rove and the Obama puppy.

I suppose he never watched “Planet of the Apes” as Dr. Zira here has big arms while still managing to look more stylish than the ghetto version of Aunt Jemima who is masquerading as this country’s First Lady. (Hahaha…so funny. Isn’t it? Well, isn’t it?)

From the article:

When Mr. Axelrod was asked how involved he was in the selection of Bo, he jokingly answered that he “only got called in for the final three.”

But as Mr. Axelrod was trying to set the record straight – he actually was not consulted – Mr. Sagal asked about the two runner-ups.

“One was Miss California,” Mr. Axelrod cracked to the audience’s laughter.

Leftist humor. About as funny as stepping in cat vomit while stumbling to the bathroom at 3AM.

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Let’s think back, shall we?

First, Obama said “no one making under 250,000″ would see a tax increase.

Unfortunately, idiots who bought into that garbage, who didn’t expect to see a “single dime” in tax increases have seen one very large tax hike, by way of the newly imposed cigarette tax. Read more at the links found here. This tax increase hit EVERYONE who smokes…Including those poor people who don’t normally pay income tax, but got hit big time with this one.

Now – we may have this new tax to contend with:
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By JANET ADAMY
Senate leaders are considering new federal taxes on soda and other sugary drinks to help pay for an overhaul of the nation’s health-care system.

The taxes would pay for only a fraction of the cost to expand health-insurance coverage to all Americans and would face strong opposition from the beverage industry. They also could spark a backlash from consumers who would have to pay several cents more for a soft drink.

On Tuesday, the Senate Finance Committee is set to hear proposals from about a dozen experts about how to pay for the comprehensive health-care overhaul that President Barack Obama wants to enact this year. Early estimates put the cost of the plan at around $1.2 trillion. The administration has so far only earmarked funds for about half of that amount.

The Center for Science in the Public Interest, a Washington-based watchdog group that pressures food companies to make healthier products, plans to propose a federal excise tax on soda, certain fruit drinks, energy drinks, sports drinks and ready-to-drink teas. It would not include most diet beverages. Excise taxes are levied on goods and manufacturers typically pass them on to consumers.

Thankfully, I only drink diet soda. As I presume many people will do, if/when this new tax is imposed.

Then, we’ll see one the largest food industry related downturns in history, when the sugar producers go down the tubes, and probably ultimately ask for a “bailout”, which I’m sure they’d get.

Angry yet?
You should be.

If you’re not, you’re not paying attention.

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Q: What do you get when combine a horse’s ass, a malcontent lesbian and a horny gaggle of Caligula’s Roman slaves?

A: The White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner.

This stopped-up toilet of an event should have been rated X for eXXXtra revolting, as some of the bathroom “jokes” that passed for “humor” were about 100 times more noisome than my cat’s litter pan is at this very moment.

For those of you in Rio Obama, that means it stunk worse than Jerrold Nadler after two hours at a Taco Bell all-you-can-eat buffet.

Aside from the lame jokes that Obama tried to pass off as enlightened speech, we had some odd freak that I doubt 95% of the country has ever even heard of, spouting the usual checklist of Leftist hate speech:

1) Rush Limbaugh is a traitor. Check
2) Rush Limbaugh is a terrorist (calling him the 20th hijacker). Check.
3) Wishing Rush Limbaugh dead (of kidney disease). Check.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what passes for “funny” in today’s Leftist culture. Three jokes about Rush Limbaugh. Now I know why the comedy writers went on strike. Their “R” and “L” keys kept breaking off from overuse.

And who in Sam Hill is Wanda Sykes? That sounds like a Z-grade porn name, not one a “cool” comedian would use. Then again, she could be moonlighting as the former for all that I know.

As for reaction, Robert Gibbs, the lobotomized Howdy Doody White House Press Secretary had this to offer: (Hat Tip: Michelle Malkin)

In his daily briefing Monday, Robert Gibbs distanced the president from comedian Wanda Sykes’ joke comparing Rush Limbaugh to a 9/11 hijacker at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner.

“I don’t know how the guests get booked,” Gibbs said, adding that he hadn’t “talked specifically” with Obama about Sykes’ crack.

“I think there are a lot of topics that are better left for serious reflection rather than comedy. I think there’s no doubt 9/11 is part of that,” Gibbs continued.

Gibbs seems not to be with the program, as according to The Hill (Hat Tip: The Weekly Standard)

President Obama gave [Sykes] a thumbs up.

“He told me I did a great job,” Sykes said. “The first lady said the same thing. I got a well done from the president, I’m on cloud nine.”

Doug Powers had better lines. Some gems:

“If you’re wondering why the president is in a good mood, it’s because he’s glad to be finished with his annual physical. During his colonoscopy doctors removed two benign polyps and the White House Press Corps.”

“This isn’t the first time Barack Obama has denied any knowledge of a New York City buzz – the first being the time he smoked a joint with William Ayers at ’21.’”

“In closing, I’d like to say thank you to the man who is responsible for all this. I’d like to, but George Soros isn’t here tonight. They don’t let George and Barack in the same room anymore because the last time they did, Joe Biden got tangled up in the puppet strings.”

Now, here is some real comedy at the same event a few years ago:

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Here is an amazing find.

A cartoon made some 50 years ago that is so dead on when it comes to people falling for snake-oil salesman, class warfare, curtailing of free speech and how this country has been dragged down to the brink by the Left, it is chilling.

Hat tip to ColonialMarine0431 at Free Conservatives for posting this.

A couple of things stand out:

1) The use of the suffix “ISM” as the elixir of Utopia. Sheer genius there.
2) Near the very end of the cartoon, when the salesman is chased away, he passes in front of a shining city on a hill. Cannot help but think of Reagan there.

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As if $100 steaks, 1000-mile pizza deliveries, $540 sneakers, joyrides for a photo-op and a George Lucas movie that will feature him while terrorizing New Yorkers etc are not enough, The One (which is One too many) has now raised his hand and declared all “ordinary people” banned from the D-Day ceremonies that he unfortunately, will be attending. The One is after all, just way too important to be within a football field or ten thousand of the “unwashed masses”.

As reported over at BreitBart.com via Gateway Pundit:

The 65th Anniversary of D-Day is fast approaching. Barack Obama will attend the events on June 6th as George Bush did in 2004 for the sixtieth memorial service. Here is the rub, as of now Obama’s State Department has asked (read demanded) the French government not allow tour guide services to operate that day. It is a big day for Normandy tourism. Yet, the king will not allow those not connected with government to enjoy the day. Obama is very important you know. This is an unprecedented request. I hope the French come to their senses and deny it.

Compare that with 2004. Security was tight as President Bush and other world leaders were in attendance, but the event was still open to all. A friend relayed the story of waiting in line to use a port-a-potty (a French port-a-potty no doubt, yuck, believe me.) She looks to her left and who he is in the next line waiting patiently? President Bush. Sure he had Secret Service nearby, but he waited like everyone else.

Contrast that with Team Obama not even allowing regular people near Colleville-Sur-Mer that day. A shame indeed. Especially as the last of our WW II vets are expiring.

Now I wonder, will his Imelda-Marcos-on-crack wife bring a $1000 pair of high heels in order to protect her feet from the grass or just an $800 pair of Air Obamas to mosh pit with the Chirac types?

Also, will he order the French to attach an Obama logo to each American grave at each cemetary? After all, we do want the world to respect us, you know?

Hopefully Sarkozy will bitchslap him but good and tell him he is about as welcome in France as a ham sandwich at a bar mitzvah.

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While the Left cannot sink any lower when it comes to their NAMBLA-like obsession with the Palins and especially the Palin children, they are at least moving sideways, like a maggot sitting in the middle of a Michael Moore shit is wont to do.

In Juneau lives a creep who dislikes the fact that so many tourists visiting his fair city are visiting the Governor’s Mansion on their tours. So much so that he has 1) put a STOP LOCAL TOURS sign right outside the mansion’s fence and 2) wants to shut down little Piper Palin’s lemonade stand.

As noted by Conservatives4Palin.com (Hat-tip to DTS at FreeConservatives for posting about this)

A Juneau reader, and fan of Governor Palin (a rare breed in Juneau, I’m sure), tells me that Piper Palin has been running a lemonade stand in Juneau. And that one Chip Thoma is the man behind a movement to close it down.

Mr. Thoma leads a group of Juneau residents who are just “sick and tired” of the Palins and the tours that are conducted to the governor’s mansion (something that has been occurring in Juneau since the first governor took office). It seems that Governor Palin is so popular with tourists that thousands of people are walking from the docks to the governor’s mansion in an attempt to catch a glimpse of the first family. Mr. Thoma feels that this — along with Piper Palin’s lemonade stand, trampoline and buoy swing — is “bringing down the neighborhood.” It seems that Mr. Thoma doesn’t enjoy the Palin children very much. Grinch.

The story gets even more bizarre. Mr. Thoma apparently used to spend his time on the docks in Juneau telling tourists to not bother visiting the governor’s mansion because Governor Palin was “never in town.” Now that Governor Palin is in town, he still has a problem. Go figure.

Mr. Thoma’s group has decided to plant “stop tours” signs on the path from the docks to the governor’s mansion.

My question to Mr. Thoma is this: Where would Juneau be without tourism and the state government? It seems that the answer is: Nowhere.

HillBuzz.com weighs in:

But, it’s really clear what these loons are doing, and that it’s most definitely being directed by the DNC: Palin is a major threat and would defeat Dr. Utopia in 2012. Therefore, Palin must be annihilated. The reasoning is: just throw everything you have at her every day, sue her for something frivilous several times a day if you can, attack her famiy, her friends, and no matter what she does, oppose her. If she leaves the state the way every other Governor does to do business in Washington or attend other events she is invited to, ATTACK HER. If she doesn’t attend something she is invited to, ATTACK HER, claiming she’s not promoting Alaska as a tourist destination. If tourists start coming to Alaska to try to meet her or just see her (as we ourselves want to do this summer…and we never, ever had an urge to go all the way to Alasks before Sarah Palin was on our radar), ATTACK HER because she’s bringing too many people into the state and it is inconveniencing locals.

Is this a typical DNC attack, the type that they launch nearly everyday to show their abject terror at Sarah Palin? Or is this troll simply upset that the better smelling tourists that show up in Juneau will confuse his nasal passages so much that he will finally be able to tell the difference between rotting fish and his wife’s genitals?

Personally, I would prefer not to know.

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