Archive for July, 2006

From Taepodong to Taepo Dud…

Posted by NosferatusCoffin | July 5th, 2006

Well, it seems like the Little North Korean Bobble Head’s missles should not be called Taepodong-2 or even Long Dong Silver, as his little July 4th pool party over the Sea of Japan flopped as badly as a Milli Vanilli reunion. Of course, with this nutcase, you cannot be too sure whether this was an actual test that went awry, a simple provacation or that the missle were shot down by the U.S. I suppose Bobble Head needs to get out his rolodex and call Zipper Bill and get the red line phone number to Loral, so that he too, can upgrade his missle guidance technology 30 years, for just a few thousand dollars in campaign contributions to Hillary’s 2008 campaign.

In any case, we can all rest easy, since people such as Madame Albright and Jimmy Carter assure us that he is someone who can be dealt with.

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